Monday, 26 January 2015

Amjad Bashir: The Tories' New Party Animal



The Tory Party has welcomed a new MEP to the fold this weekend, as UKIP MEP Amjad Bashir joined the Conservatives.

Party Hard: Amjad Bashir
 
However, as defectors go Bashir might not be the catch he once seemed. That's because it turns out that claiming his support is a little like having slept with Russell Brand. Initially impressive until you think about how many people can probably say the same. It turns out that as well as being a UKIP bigwig, Bashir has also been a member of George Galloway's ultra-leftist Respect Party, and it turns out Labour too.

Does Bashir's love of parties stop there though? As these pictures show, Mr Bashir's love of a party doesn't stop there.

Bashir was a stalwart in The People's Front of Judea...

  His defection to the Bolshevik Party was hailed as a 'major coup' for Lenin, although he was little known due to Stalin editing him out of pictures and official documents.

 
The 'Gang of Four' who began the SDP were originally the Gang of Five - but Amjad's principles led to him shunning publicity...
  And after his defection to the Monster Raving Loony Party he became Amjad The Flying Biscuit Tin Pocahontas Barley Water Bashir...

Although, not even as big a party animal as Amjad would turn up at the wake presided over by Nick Clegg...
 

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